The Five Levels Of Competence (mIRC)

The Five Levels Of Competence:
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Level One: The newbie -- The person who is new to irc, knows nothing,
and readily admits it. Typified by asking the same question
every 15 minutes because they forgot the answer from the last
time they asked. Usually doesnt use an ircrc.

Level Two: The Cl00b1e -- The person who has been on irc a few weeks and
is firmly addicted. They usually think theyre hot stuff, even
though they dont know nearly as much as they think they do.
Typified by comments such as "I could run this net better then
the current set of bozos" and "XXX is just a lame vanity oper"
Usually runs a script pack that they dont understand.

Level Three: Competence -- The person knows enough about irc to be dangerous.
Usually the person is offered an O-line to keep them appeased
and non-destructive. Typified by killing their friends in an
attempt to impress them. Overwhelming feelings of neccesity
to "get" those who they feel are their enemies. Usually runs
a modified script pack that they hacked up a bit.

Level Four: Disgruntled -- The person has realized that nothing that
happens on irc has any bearing on anything in real life, and
therefore, irc is just wasted time. If they are an irc oper,
they realize they got roped into a crappy job and they curse the
day they got addicted. May try to convince themselves their
time on irc is useful by working on ircd trying to "fix the
blasted protocol". Also typified by being over-obsessed with
the future of irc, relentlessly pursuing the "bad guys" who run
bots and flood. Usually runs a script pack written by someone
they trust, or use their own ircrc.

Level Five: Nirvana -- The person realizes that irc IS A COMPLETE FORFITURE
OF EXPERIENCE AND A WASTE OF EVERYBODYS TIME! Realizes that the
guy from level 2 is just a sweaty fat guy from Hoboken living in
his parent's basement using a 2400 baud modem. Realizes that
there is more to life then whatever fate befalls irc.

Level Six: The Afterlife -- The person has realized that all time spent
socializing on the computer takes away from work, home life/
girlfriend, and is more or less just boring anyhow. These
people have reached the ultimate goal. THEY HAVE A LIFE.

which one describes you?

Hrm since you took the time to post this you must ask yourself what are you really?

i didn't really take the time to post it, it just came across a search for something diffrent
and decided it would be fun to post here;took me 2 min.
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i don't think none of does apply to me.

or do they?
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The Question is which applies to you?
Not me.

Lol... REally... I dont know... I dont consider myself worthless while chatting... I do however realize alot of it is wasted time if your talking to no one.

I like that ***************************

Xitr0 wrote:

I like that ***************************

Lol I know right? EVen if it is offtopic.

I'm level 5, working on becoming a 6 someday. :p

bornforwater wrote:

I'm level 5, working on becoming a 6 someday. :p

You and your lyfe... Think of it... If there wasnt an internet you wouldnt have had many of the experiances you have...

bornforwater wrote:

I'm level 5, working on becoming a 6 someday. :p

I would either be at level 5, or on the way to 6. So, I guess similar to your I like this bouncing face: and continuing into an offtopic rant should be cyclopi.

Edit:
Blame the schools for being strict with typing conventions, many typos have been aroused by my lack of typing-etiquette and/or my use of the whole Home Row Keys thing that I didn't even bother to listen to.

I have a feeling that with Aaron and Nethius here we will have many inteligent grand conversations... ( WAtches them go off and be above everyone else's heads. ) *Sigh* never dream big.

Meh. 'Big' can be an adverb? My brain has been expanded. :p

If I knew what an adverb was I might be offended.

bornforwater wrote:

Meh. 'Big' can be an adverb? My brain has been expanded. :p

In this context he left out the subject, if it was added back "Proper Noun/Pronoun should/could never dream big." Big becomes part of the predicate and is a noun. And to add a strange face. I will add this elephant

Lol see great convos.

Actually, it isn't part of the predicate.

Take it in this context:
'I dreamed him.' = 'I dreamed about him'
'I dreamed big.' = 'I had large dreams.'

It functions as an adverb there, and is not the direct object.

I agree, big is an adverb in that sense.

I wasn't thinking of direct(and indirect) pronouns. I was thinking of inheritance (in a programming sense). English is becoming a second language. apparently this is me.. (a geek? doesn't look like me, I have short hair and I'm not yellow nor do I have a circular head)

I'm most def a level one.................but I don't think I even have a clue......so Ima say I am LEVEL 0. And I need help every ten minutes.....trust me I have probably asked you if you all think about it.

=P and btw yall scare n confuse me but ilu ne way!

Hehehe that made me giggle.

giggles are good lol

Wow, we really got off topic

that's what we always do, sadly.

At least no one mentioned Hitler.


I mean..

....

Damn it.

Random?


very!!!