Another forum/wordy game. (Multiplayer Notepad)

For this game, every post contains parts of two sentences

The first post starts the story. The end of the post should end midway through a sentence.
The second post picks up and finished the sentence and continues until they feel like they should end it. It should also end in mid-sentence. This continues ad infinitum .

Example:
post1: Once upon a time, there was a little frog riding a train. He jumped
post2: off of the train car. Landing safely, he examined his surroundings he became aware that he was lost. Soon, fear became to grip
post3: a daily news reader as the titled suggested they were remaking some lame movie. His gasp was heard
post4: by all the butterflies in the forest. Speaking of butterflies, I like


And so forth. Humor from the random posts is the goal. :p

Suddenly, a bird swooped from the sky and scared our hero Sarah the Squirrel a single tiny bit. She snuck

some superior sounding alliterations into her message to Larry the Cow. After sending the mysterious message to Larry, Sarah waited for his response. Days went

by and still Sarah had no reply. So Sarah began her radom infiltration of

the evil bird's nest. High in the tree, Sarah began to climb. Being a squirrel

has many advantages. Her biggest advantage however was her ability to gnaw through anything. Thinking about the upcoming

Tangle of brush and brach she felt very releaved... Opening her big gaping

mouth she started to chew through the brambles. Stopping suddenly she noticed

it was delicious pasta! Jumping with joy she

bounced across the glen and gobbled it all up. As she finished eating she fell into

a hole in the ground. This hole was so deep that she never landed. Falling downwards she started

to understand what Alice in Wonderland felt. As she landed she made a grumbly sound. Looking around she noticed

Nothing. It was compleatly dark, Pitch as black. She grew scared and

began to panic. With each breath she gasped faster and felt her fear begin to take control. She trembled and

wept as she heard the giant beast approach her. It smellt like death and decay but she realized,

that it was only her father. As he woke her, she realized it was the next day. She hopped out of bed and

went to school as a happy little girl. Only to find...